• my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
• me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

fabulous-monsters:

Follow Me || Muse

samuelshakusky:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

calmfully:

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This makes for a good wallpaper on your phone c:

distraction:

the worst feeling is when you’re about to sneeze but you don’t

louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY